Quote Originally Posted by STDzRus
I once met this girl from New Jersey
Who was just a bit too flirty
She lost her pants
Fired my ants
Fucked me left and called me nerdy
ah yes jersey girls are sluts...i love it


there was a young man from Spleen
who invented a wanking machine
on the 99th stroke
the fucking thing broke
and whiped his balls to cream