Anyone got any Funny Limericks?

[beachguy in thongs]

There once was a guy named Kongo
Who smoked all his Weed playing his Bongo
He snorted a line
And then, by that time
His Mom came home, Where did the fun go?

[Shelbay]

:clap: :clap:

I once went to bed with a stripper
The head could never be quicker
I put my hand down
And quickly I frowned
To find out her cock was bigger!

:clap: :clap: hahahaha---I like that one.:thumbsup:

[STDzRus]

:clap: :clap:
:clap: :clap: hahahaha---I like that one.:thumbsup:

Thanks! It came off the top of my head!

[kongo]

Hahahaha,
Good one STD!

Mary had a little lamb,
Full of tricks and frolics
So it tried to jump an 6 foot fence
And landed on its bolox.

[endo..jay]

There once was a man named Ray
Who fashioned a cunt out of clay
But the heat of his prick
Turned the clay into brick
And tore all his foreskin away

[STDzRus]

I once met this girl from New Jersey
Who was just a bit too flirty
She lost her pants
Fired my ants
Fucked me left and called me nerdy

[endo..jay]

I once met this girl from New Jersey
Who was just a bit too flirty
She lost her pants
Fired my ants
Fucked me left and called me nerdy

ah yes jersey girls are sluts...i love it


there was a young man from Spleen
who invented a wanking machine
on the 99th stroke
the fucking thing broke
and whiped his balls to cream

[STDzRus]

ah yes jersey girls are sluts...i love it


there was a young man from Spleen
who invented a wanking machine
on the 99th stroke
the fucking thing broke
and whiped his balls to cream

haha!! awesome!!

I have a left nut named Charley
Who got caught on a Harley
I was quick to stand up
And Quickly manned up
When I lost my left nut and started barfing

[Az.]

Hahahaha,
Good one STD!

Mary had a little lamb,
Full of tricks and frolics
So it tried to jump an 6 foot fence
And landed on its bolox.

i heard one similar to that

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
1000 volts shot up its ass
and turned its wool to nylon

or somthing like that.;...i used to know loads but can't remember them anymore

i used to know the one your thinking of about hitting his cock on a rock and it turning into a vigina or somthing

[STDzRus]

I busted a nut on a video cassette
I was admiring the video and couldn't resist
It was a porno
About lesbian homo's
It stuck to the VCR and now I'm pissed