I once went to bed with a stripper
The head could never be quicker
I put my hand down
And quickly I frowned
To find out her cock was bigger!
STDzRus Reviewed by STDzRus on . Anyone got any Funny Limericks? There was an ole woman from Kilfeeling, Who was put in jail for stealing. So she lay on her back And tiddled her crack, And pissed all over the ceiling.:rasta: Rating: 5