Quote Originally Posted by endo..jay
Once a young woman named Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina,
And part of her anus in Dallas
LOL, that was a good'un!

There once was a man from Peru
... It's the one where he splits hit cock on a rock and turns into a woman haha I can't remember how it goes
3 Sheets To The Wind Reviewed by 3 Sheets To The Wind on . Anyone got any Funny Limericks? There was an ole woman from Kilfeeling, Who was put in jail for stealing. So she lay on her back And tiddled her crack, And pissed all over the ceiling.:rasta: Rating: 5