There once was a man from Nantucket
He got kicked in the face and said "fuck it"

What's the one about the guy walking up a mountain or some shit, he slipped on a rock, cut his cock and now something, I dunno lol, haha!!!! LOL.

3 Sheets To The Wind Reviewed by 3 Sheets To The Wind on . Anyone got any Funny Limericks? There was an ole woman from Kilfeeling, Who was put in jail for stealing. So she lay on her back And tiddled her crack, And pissed all over the ceiling.:rasta: Rating: 5