Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler has something sim'lar,
But old Goebbels has no balls at all.

Hitler, has only got one ball
The other, is in the Albert Hall
His mother, was a dirty bugger
She cut it of when he was small

She threw it, over Germany
It landed in the deep blue sea
The fishes, got out their dishes
And had scallops and bollocks for tea
colton Reviewed by colton on . Anyone got any Funny Limericks? There was an ole woman from Kilfeeling, Who was put in jail for stealing. So she lay on her back And tiddled her crack, And pissed all over the ceiling.:rasta: Rating: 5