There was an old man from Dajealing
Who boarded a bus to South Ealing
Is said on the Door
Dont spit on the floor
So he looked up at spat on the ceiling
colton Reviewed by colton on . Anyone got any Funny Limericks? There was an ole woman from Kilfeeling, Who was put in jail for stealing. So she lay on her back And tiddled her crack, And pissed all over the ceiling.:rasta: Rating: 5