Anyone got any Funny Limericks?

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Nah the fuckers miles away from me! thankfully!

"wherever he is" implied that I don't care where he is... just bust some caps man lol

Sucks that your relationship is like that, but it sounds as though it's for the best... sweet man

There once was a man from Sweden.. etc.

[potsmokingnome]

"wherever he is" implied that I don't care where he is... just bust some caps man lol

Sucks that your relationship is like that, but it sounds as though it's for the best... sweet man

There once was a man from Sweden.. etc.

Yeah unfortunately it is for the best, too long of a story to ever post hear, but sorry for going way off topic!

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Yeah unfortunately it is for the best, too long of a story to ever post hear, but sorry for going way off topic!

Meh, I don't mind, off topic, on topic, it's all the same in the end ..

I stayed on topic back up there ^^ lol.

[potsmokingnome]

LOL

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

JULIE

[endo..jay]

Once a young woman named Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina,
And part of her anus in Dallas

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Once a young woman named Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina,
And part of her anus in Dallas

LOL, that was a good'un!

There once was a man from Peru
... It's the one where he splits hit cock on a rock and turns into a woman haha I can't remember how it goes

[endo..jay]

the only one i know abouit peru is this one

There was a young man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe,
while dreaming of Venus,
he played with his penis
and woke up covered in goo

[kongo]

Not a Limerick but here goes anyway lol.

Johnny went down to cut some wood hurah, hurah
Johnny went down to cut some wood hurah, hurah
The wind blew
The axe flew,
Johnny came home nob in two hurah, hurah, hurah.
Johnny went down to milk a cow hurah, hurah
Johnny went down to milk a cow hurah,
He pulled the tail instead of the tit,
And all he got was a bucket of shit hurah ,hurah hurah!

One of my favs,
What can I say I'm easily amused lol.

[STDzRus]

I once went to bed with a stripper
The head could never be quicker
I put my hand down
And quickly I frowned
To find out her cock was bigger!