Anyone got any Funny Limericks?

[Breukelen advocaat]

Every kid that grew up in Brooklyn, and a lot of other places, has heard these:

Whistle while you work
Hitler is a jerk.
Mussolini
cut his weenie
now it doesn't squirt

Another one from my yout:

I'm Popeye the sailor man,
I live in a frying pan.
I turn up the gas and I burn up my ass,
I'm Popeye the sailor man.

Pretty tame stuff these days - but, back then, repeating them to my father was a big mistake!

Breukelen advocaat Reviewed by Breukelen advocaat on 01-31-2006. Anyone got any Funny Limericks? There was an ole woman from Kilfeeling, Who was put in jail for stealing. So she lay on her back And tiddled her crack, And pissed all over the ceiling.:rasta: Rating: 5

[endo..jay]

it has nothing of fame except bitches with scurvy

yea cuz here in jersey there is no fruit...all the fruits are in la

[infidel818]

so is all the bomb kush

[endo..jay]

anyhow back on topic

There was a young lady in France
Who hopped on a Bus in a Trance
Three passangers fucked her
Besides the conductor
And the Driver shot twice in his pants.