Anyone got any Funny Limericks?

[beachguy in thongs]

There once was a guy named Kongo
Who smoked all his Weed playing his Bongo
He snorted a line
And then, by that time
His Mom came home, Where did the fun go?

beachguy in thongs Reviewed by beachguy in thongs on 01-30-2006. Anyone got any Funny Limericks? There was an ole woman from Kilfeeling, Who was put in jail for stealing. So she lay on her back And tiddled her crack, And pissed all over the ceiling.:rasta: Rating: 5

[Shelbay]

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I once went to bed with a stripper
The head could never be quicker
I put my hand down
And quickly I frowned
To find out her cock was bigger!

:clap: :clap: hahahaha---I like that one.:thumbsup:

[STDzRus]

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:clap: :clap: hahahaha---I like that one.:thumbsup:

Thanks! It came off the top of my head!

[kongo]

Hahahaha,
Good one STD!

Mary had a little lamb,
Full of tricks and frolics
So it tried to jump an 6 foot fence
And landed on its bolox.

[endo..jay]

There once was a man named Ray
Who fashioned a cunt out of clay
But the heat of his prick
Turned the clay into brick
And tore all his foreskin away

[STDzRus]

I once met this girl from New Jersey
Who was just a bit too flirty
She lost her pants
Fired my ants
Fucked me left and called me nerdy

[endo..jay]

I once met this girl from New Jersey
Who was just a bit too flirty
She lost her pants
Fired my ants
Fucked me left and called me nerdy

ah yes jersey girls are sluts...i love it


there was a young man from Spleen
who invented a wanking machine
on the 99th stroke
the fucking thing broke
and whiped his balls to cream

[STDzRus]

ah yes jersey girls are sluts...i love it


there was a young man from Spleen
who invented a wanking machine
on the 99th stroke
the fucking thing broke
and whiped his balls to cream

haha!! awesome!!

I have a left nut named Charley
Who got caught on a Harley
I was quick to stand up
And Quickly manned up
When I lost my left nut and started barfing

[Az.]

Hahahaha,
Good one STD!

Mary had a little lamb,
Full of tricks and frolics
So it tried to jump an 6 foot fence
And landed on its bolox.

i heard one similar to that

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
1000 volts shot up its ass
and turned its wool to nylon

or somthing like that.;...i used to know loads but can't remember them anymore

i used to know the one your thinking of about hitting his cock on a rock and it turning into a vigina or somthing

[STDzRus]

I busted a nut on a video cassette
I was admiring the video and couldn't resist
It was a porno
About lesbian homo's
It stuck to the VCR and now I'm pissed