We've all done stupid things while high. And, we've all laughed at someone licking a metal post on a cold day. This is the best of both.

Last friday, me and my friend went down through some trails to our usually smoking spot. These trails run along our harbour, and over a brook, and through a shit load of trees. So, we go into the little clearing in the trees, and smoke up.

So, we get fucking blazed, and decide to stand on the brdge, and just over look the town on the beautiful clear night. While there, I get a brilliant idea: if I lick my right index finger, and touch the metal rail, will it stick? I tried this, and, sure enough, it did.

This was bad enough. I didn't want to just rip my finger off the rail, because that would hurt like a bitch. So, I start breathing on it, and it gradually starts to some free.

So, I get about half my finger unstuck, when I lean in a bit to close, and the left sid of my lips touch the rail, and freeze. So, left with no other choice, I haul both my finger and lips free.

My finger starts to burn, and it sucks. But the worse was my lips. Half of the left side of my bottom lip starts to bleed, and it fucking stings. I was spitting out blood for about a half hour....needless to say, this wasn't fun at all. But, it did make for a great laugh a little later on in the night.

The moral of this story? Don't be a douche, and decide to fuck with cold steel rails.
TooFarGone Reviewed by TooFarGone on . Weed + Cold Metal + Lips = Bad We've all done stupid things while high. And, we've all laughed at someone licking a metal post on a cold day. This is the best of both. Last friday, me and my friend went down through some trails to our usually smoking spot. These trails run along our harbour, and over a brook, and through a shit load of trees. So, we go into the little clearing in the trees, and smoke up. So, we get fucking blazed, and decide to stand on the brdge, and just over look the town on the beautiful clear Rating: 5