almost busted

[420ultimatesmokage]

i was nearly busted last night by the cops, craziest shit to ever happen to me. me and my friend were hotboxing his car which was parked on the side of the street. we had finished smoking a joint and i was holding the roach in my hand when two pigs pull up right behind us. i didn't even have time to eat the roach before the spot lights were on the car and they were walking up. so all i could do was drop it down under the seat.my friend grabs his bottle of axe and starts spraying the fuck out of it. the cop comes and knocks on the window while my friend is still spraying it.

he tells me to open my window too and there was another cop chilling right outside my window. they tell us to step out of the car, then after i get out the cop starts frisking me. then he starts to ask me all the questions like "what were you doin". i didn't say shit to him at first but then i said was smoking a cigarette and i tossed it over the fence. so he starts looking over the fence to see if he can see it. the neighbors come out and they start looking too but naturally find nothing. then he starts looking in the car through the open car door, i was nervous he was going to see the roach right there but he didn't. then after fucking with us for a couple minutes saying shit like we could have got your car impounded and stuff like that he said we were free to go, he gave us a warning about smoking tobacco because we were underage. he came and talked to my parents saying we were caught smoking prime times(thats what we told them we had) and let me go. im so happy, i thought i was busted for sure.

feel free to post your nearly busted stories too

420ultimatesmokage Reviewed by 420ultimatesmokage on 01-27-2006. almost busted i was nearly busted last night by the cops, craziest shit to ever happen to me. me and my friend were hotboxing his car which was parked on the side of the street. we had finished smoking a joint and i was holding the roach in my hand when two pigs pull up right behind us. i didn't even have time to eat the roach before the spot lights were on the car and they were walking up. so all i could do was drop it down under the seat.my friend grabs his bottle of axe and starts spraying the fuck out Rating: 5

[chillsmoke]

thats a good one

[420ultimatesmokage]

thanks dude, i thought i was busted for sure, im still suprised i got away.

[ibreakthings]

ummmmm ive never even talked to a cop except for the stupid DARE officer in 6th grade.

lol but I can tell you a pretty sick/gay story....

I was smokin up in my bathroom with the shower and stuff on, with dryer sheets. My mom knocks on the door and shes like "open the door i know what youre doing" and unlockes it but I fuckin smash the door closed and relock it, and i take my shit and put it between my ASS cheeks. My mom opens it back up, comes in, checks my pockets and looks alll over the fucking bathroom. she even made me take off my pants to be sure it wasnt in my crotch or soemthing. She didnt look in my asshole, though.
If she did, she woulda got fuckin backhanded into the mirror.... my moms such a bitch tho.

[Its a Plant]

haha man, thats going a little too far to hide it. I would have just come clean after she said she knew what you were doing, since in fact SHE KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING. Hiding it in your ass only means she didnt find it, but doesnt escape the fact that she knows. Thats how my mom is kinda, and when she caught me back in the day, I just came clean. No use hiding something I do every day. I guess I don't like being a sneak that much.

Funny story though. That might teach you something about being so careless and smoking in a parked car. Roll that shit up and drive sonn.

[420ultimatesmokage]

ya i knew it was a bad idea, i said we should park in my garage but we ended up just staying there anyway. o well guess i did learn my lesson though.

[Its a Plant]

Yah I learned my lessons too, everyone does. But these little lessons make you a smarter smoker...and thats the important thing

[420ultimatesmokage]

i feel like a have a whole new lease on life, getting away after so close to being busted makes you realize how lucky you are. somebody up there must like me

[Its a Plant]

yah, you feel like someone up there let you get away for a reason, and you gotta take that into consideration and dont just play it off like luck...luck doesnt exsist. :stoned:

[420ultimatesmokage]

maybe, maybe not, who knows
somebody up there giving me a break