ummmmm ive never even talked to a cop except for the stupid DARE officer in 6th grade.

lol but I can tell you a pretty sick/gay story....

I was smokin up in my bathroom with the shower and stuff on, with dryer sheets. My mom knocks on the door and shes like "open the door i know what youre doing" and unlockes it but I fuckin smash the door closed and relock it, and i take my shit and put it between my ASS cheeks. My mom opens it back up, comes in, checks my pockets and looks alll over the fucking bathroom. she even made me take off my pants to be sure it wasnt in my crotch or soemthing. She didnt look in my asshole, though.
If she did, she woulda got fuckin backhanded into the mirror.... my moms such a bitch tho.