Quote Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion
I'm gonna sue Madonna for making think she's a virgin in the song "I'm a virgin"

...bitch.
Its called "LIKE" a virgin, they go into it in reservoir dogs.

And besides, satan was the light bringer, he gave us knowledge and we were cast down by god, he gave us fire and light, and our world was burnt by the lord, we were given water for our lives, so we would not thirst, and the lord washed us away from the lands with a great flood...
I think satan is doing us alot of favours (or at least giving us enough rope to hang ourselves with), and god is getting a lil uppity aboot the whole thing of being usurped with simple honest truths, so why not vilify the most beautiful of all of heavens hosts by making all the little monkey-folk think hes a horned and tailed goat beareded guy with hooves and a pitch fork. Besides if El diablo dude shows us how pretty he is again god will just poke out all our eyes with a glowing meteor shower like in Day of the triffids or something. STUPID INSECURE DEITY 0.o