if your looking to grow a discreet plant....try lowryder...
it doesn't grow bigger than 16" and there is no vegetation period it goes straight from seedling to flowering.....it takes 7-9 weeks to go from seed to harvest.....and i've heard of havest from anywhere between 1g - 48g plants (i also read about a 98g plant, but i personally dont believe it)

i just do what i would normally do if i dont have smoke....i try not to let it get me down, or think about it....i suppose this is easy for me to say cause i nearly always smoke everyday, and if i dont have any weed then one of my mates will....try getting a hobby or somthing?