Whoo! That's awesome man. Real smooth.

I got lightly hit by a car at a crosswalk once. I was corssing going straight, she was turning, didn't see me, and I cracked her front window. I mean, it hurt, but nothing on my body broken. I was pissed off and I told her, "we can go to court over all of this, or, we can go to an ATM machine right now, drop me off at the hospital, and this never happened". I managed to get $250 in cash out of this chick and she dropped me off at the emergency door. I got looked at, gave me some cool medication, and I had an ounce of weed and a 40pounder of whiskey that night

I wish more people would hit me
Nochowderforyou Reviewed by Nochowderforyou on . Girl hit my car i was in my college (i live on long island) so basically a good amount of the students who attend the school are of upper middle class regarding income, myself included. so anyway, i was in my car in a parking spot, and i see out of my rear view mirror that this SUV was going to park in the empty spot to the right of me. I think to myself, "she seems kind of close.." that's when she hit, sort of like when the titanic hit the iceberg, she just kinda scraped the side of my car a little Rating: 5