Whoo! That's awesome man. Real smooth.

I got lightly hit by a car at a crosswalk once. I was corssing going straight, she was turning, didn't see me, and I cracked her front window. I mean, it hurt, but nothing on my body broken. I was pissed off and I told her, "we can go to court over all of this, or, we can go to an ATM machine right now, drop me off at the hospital, and this never happened". I managed to get $250 in cash out of this chick and she dropped me off at the emergency door. I got looked at, gave me some cool medication, and I had an ounce of weed and a 40pounder of whiskey that night

I wish more people would hit me