I got busted a long, long time ago. With a ounce of speed. Big shity brown pants i'll tell you.
The police questioned me like fuck, trying to get me to slip up and tell them where i got it from.
I refused to roll over (i am a stand up guy) on ma dealer. The police got all flustered and tried to scare the shit out of me by saying i get fucked up the ass in jail and have me teeth knocked out so i couldnt bite.....you get the picture.
I spent ten months waiting for the court date, wondering what the hell to say, how to say. Whether to pretend to be a silly teenager in there eyes.

In the end it was so removed from the police bit, the Sheriff (i live in scotland, its a sheriff court) couldnt hardly keep awake and then completey out of the blue asked me to stand up looked me up and down (i was wearing a suit i think that swayed it) i was about to plead like your talking about. Before i could say anything he gave a 150 pound fine to be payed at 5 pounds a fortnight. i was out of the court before i knew how lucky i was. I could have got six months at least.

Needless to say the police were a little pissed of and made my life a misery for a couple of months.

Dont worry the getting caught bits worse than court