Quote Originally Posted by buddymyfriend
I'd read in a lads mag that you can spice up your sex life by putting small objects in the johnny. Mmm, buddy thinks.....off to the shops. I bought a packet of millions, these little chew sweets. They're slightly smaller than a popcorn kernel. So I strategically placed a few down the condom. After a marthon session and a flood of orgasms I pull out only to discover the sweets Id put in the johnny had dissapeared. LMAO! She was pissin millions for a few days after. Ahh happy days, was fun fishing about down there trying to find em. Moral of the story, dont believe everything you read!

Peace

Buddy
i dont understand


anyways, one time in 7th grade i got a blowjob from the girl. I did not come. She had her mouth on it and everything, but she didnt use her hands at all, and she didnt suck at all. she just had her lips around it, going up and down. I could hardly even feel any pleasure at all.
After about 5 minutes of this i realized no way in hell was i going to come from this tiny amount of pleasure she was giving me. I knew she would not fuck me, (7th grade girls werent fuckin) so i said "you can stop now" and left. haha
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