one of my fuck buddies, roy, offered to throw a threesome for me involving him and his friend rico. i had met rico before but never messed aound with him. we all decided to have it at rico's place, since he has his own pad. so i arrive the next day at rico's place....and roy isnt there. according to him, roy had to head out to work on an emergency call (he is a contractor, so it was believable) and that he would be back later. rico also claimed that he urged him to start without him. so i think, why not? BAD IDEA. rico was absolutely DISGUSTING. he had had surgery on a hernia and still had the stitches in,his breath reeked, he was hairy and sweaty, his penis was like 4 inches at most with the words 'your name' tattooed across the head and a really bad rendering of barbed wire around the girth. apparently he had done it himself, i wouldnt have been able to read what his tatty said if he hadnt told me-it was that bad. so obviously he was trying to compensate for his lack of size. and he couldnt even get it hard completely. i just gave him a hand job lasting three mintues and he came.doesnt even say thankyou, just rolls over and turns on the fucking televsion. he continues to walk around his house, totally naked,with his huge belly hanging out and farting all over te place. i get fustrated and ask him where roy is and he says 'i thought i would just have fun with you myself and i told him you called it off'. what a filthy douche bag! he winks at me liek he really showed me a good time. so slap him one across his face, give him a feew vulgar words, and told him to go fuck himself cause he's never gonna get anyone else to do it. the worst example of man-scum i ever encountered. god he made me want to turn lesbain. a few months later he sends me an email asking me to make comments about him on some dating site he signed up for.what an asshole! so i write him a nasty comment and never spoke to him again