Oh GOD

Hahaha
okay

well let's see


When I lost my virginity my shirt stayed on, it hurt like a bitch, it was on the floor of my best friend's boyfriend's back room of his basement room. I lost it to his best friend who had a girlfriend who happened to be my rival while I was dating a girl who was madly in love with me. After we had sex the kid wouldn't even kiss me afterwards, wouldn't sleep next to me close and wouldn't share the fucking blanket when we slept on the floor by the bed later on. Two days later we came back and he was pressuring me into giving him a blow job (my first), not only that but I had braces.

I had sex with this one guy, who was literally a foot and a half taller than me, which just made it awkward anyway and it sucked 'cause he had a small dick and I was basically thinking the whole time "Is that it? HAHAH". Two days later he went out with this ugly bitch who had my name.

I fucked around with this wrestler who came over to "take care of me" after I almost ODed on Codiene (How sweet right? HAH!) so I'm totally gone and he's trying to fool around so a few hours later I'm like fuck it and we start fooling around and not only did he have a tiny penis but my brother knocks on the door going "mandaaaa do you have a friend over?" so this kid freaks out and all the clothes get back on and shit and my brother's standing there talking to me (cool and shit cause he doesn't care) and then this kid goes "OH MY GOD, YOUR HIS SISTER?! I USED TO PLAY POKER WITH HIM ALL THE TIME" so yeah, that was weird. He was freaked out and left. Still calls though.