Making sweet, sweet love to a lady-friend down by the fire. Shine on You Crazy Diamond (Parts 1- V) came on iTunes shuffle. It was the day after my very first bong broke... her name was Totem.

Me and my buddies would always smoke out of Totem with Pink Floyd jamming in the background, and whenever Shine on You Crazy Diamond came on we would pause smoking until the lyrics kicked in, then smoke as hard as we possibly could until the song finished. When we had guests in the circle, some passed out, some were so high they supposedly lost reality, others puked, some just geeked out hard. Grams went up in smoke in a matter of seconds (my bong was notorious for having a liberty bowl, you could pack at least a gram into this bowl). Rotation speed picked up tenfold, and after every bowl was cashed we would all say, "For Syd."

When that song came on again that one night, I just couldn't go on. My very first piece, bought at Venice beach when I was in 7th grade. I cherished her for years and years man. I didn't explain it to the girl, she wouldn't understand. I just had to leave with a now-flaccid cock.