Ok, this is from my first time having sex. She was a virgin and shy as hell unfortunately. Anyway, I put on dark side of the moon and go down on her (also for the first time). Turns out she did not or had not ever shaved, but being committed to the idea I went ahead anyway. Ugh, hair in my teeth! I can't smell, like I can not distinguish between two smells or tell you someone farted etc, but I thought I could possibly smell something down there. Then when it came to the rest of the act, she was too tight and I asked her to go down on me for a really lame BJ.

But... I suppose the punchline is she lived next door to me in my dorm so even though we never hooked up again, we had to awkwardly walk past each other almost every day... Haha pick your hookups more carefully than I did...