Disastrous sexual encounters

[Snowboardz]

Ok, I guess this would qualify as a disaster, and I could also use some advise if anyone reads all of it. I'm pretty stoned so hopefully it makes sense.

I was over my friend's girlfriend's dorm room, and she gave out some ADD pills to everyone there. I met one of her friends who was visiting. We talked for a little while and I told her we should stay up, and she could sleep at my dorm. We started drinking and watched a movie, then things started getting sexual. I went down on her then she tried to give me a b.j. but I couldn't get hard. I thought it was from the drinking, but that had never happened before, so I think it was from the ADD pills. Anyways I continued to eat her out and finger her until she came. She told me it was the best she had had we could be fuck buddies. Later that night we tired to fuck again but I still couldn't stay hard. We talked for a while after that since the pills kept us awake. She left in the morning, and my friends asked me what happened that night. I was embarrassed that I couldn't get hard so I told them I fucked her. My friend then told his girlfriend what I had told him, so she went and asked the girl about what happened that night and they told me she said that we just made out and is pissed at me for telling people we had sex. I tried to txt msg the girl the day after, and a week after, but she never replied.

It has been about two weeks since that night. I feel like shit about what happened. I did like her and want to see her again. Any advise?:what:

[trainwreck530]

LOL dude i was just thinking of posting a similar story of mine. same thing happened to me a couple of years ago. sometimes it can be drugs or something. other than that i think it could be performance anxiety. now i know some of you fellas are going to be like whatever but for real. for instance the other night when ******* came over and dropped off a couple Os she was up on me big time. now anyone in that position would want to be with this girl for more reasons than one, shes smokin hot plus shes like BIG TIME dealer/dope man. but ill tell you what man as high and dry as i was i wouldnt have been able to pull it off. possibly? yes but not like i wanted to. so there can be performance anxiety, head trip, or drugs.

youre in a pretty sticky sit. bro. if i were u i would just try to play it cool man. say something about a condom. btw, were you already up in it with here for a minute, or was doomed from the start?

LATE donny

[Snowboardz]

train- I thought I was almost ready to go, but lost it putting on the condom.

[Hookah314]

got piss ass drunk beyond belief the night before
did everything including my first time having anal
the next morning...
woke up.....
&
rolled over and heard 'did we have sex last night?'




never a good thing.

[trainwreck530]

heres another one. i was 16 @ the time, and this girl was 14. she was FINE, but a virgin (haters f*** off) so, we didnt end up having sex, but i did go down on her, and when i go down i dont come up for u know what im sayin. so anyway, she was tight & real tasty. she came a few times, but something tasted odd (we were in the dark)

fast foward 30 min. i hear my mom honking outside. we throw on our clothes and i run outside. well come to find out i had popped her cher w/my TOUNGE. no joke. it was absolutely EMBARASSING!! i would have rather had my mom walk in on me fucking. my clothes were soaked, my face looked like blade 4

Donny

[MichaelALMIGHTY]

The worst sex is when I am so fucked off my face that I cant keep it up

[partcleguy]

Ok, this is from my first time having sex. She was a virgin and shy as hell unfortunately. Anyway, I put on dark side of the moon and go down on her (also for the first time). Turns out she did not or had not ever shaved, but being committed to the idea I went ahead anyway. Ugh, hair in my teeth! I can't smell, like I can not distinguish between two smells or tell you someone farted etc, but I thought I could possibly smell something down there. Then when it came to the rest of the act, she was too tight and I asked her to go down on me for a really lame BJ.

But... I suppose the punchline is she lived next door to me in my dorm so even though we never hooked up again, we had to awkwardly walk past each other almost every day... Haha pick your hookups more carefully than I did...

[couch-potato]

Making sweet, sweet love to a lady-friend down by the fire. Shine on You Crazy Diamond (Parts 1- V) came on iTunes shuffle. It was the day after my very first bong broke... her name was Totem.

Me and my buddies would always smoke out of Totem with Pink Floyd jamming in the background, and whenever Shine on You Crazy Diamond came on we would pause smoking until the lyrics kicked in, then smoke as hard as we possibly could until the song finished. When we had guests in the circle, some passed out, some were so high they supposedly lost reality, others puked, some just geeked out hard. Grams went up in smoke in a matter of seconds (my bong was notorious for having a liberty bowl, you could pack at least a gram into this bowl). Rotation speed picked up tenfold, and after every bowl was cashed we would all say, "For Syd."

When that song came on again that one night, I just couldn't go on. My very first piece, bought at Venice beach when I was in 7th grade. I cherished her for years and years man. I didn't explain it to the girl, she wouldn't understand. I just had to leave with a now-flaccid cock.

[audioaddict04]

When that song came on again that one night, I just couldn't go on. My very first piece, bought at Venice beach when I was in 7th grade. I cherished her for years and years man. I didn't explain it to the girl, she wouldn't understand. I just had to leave with a now-flaccid cock.

You must have been deeply in love with that bong.

[couch-potato]

You must have been deeply in love with that bong.

No fucking joke man. When you're the first and only kid at school who has their own bong it becomes more than a regular piece. Everyone else I knew loved her too.