I'd read in a lads mag that you can spice up your sex life by putting small objects in the johnny. Mmm, buddy thinks.....off to the shops. I bought a packet of millions, these little chew sweets. They're slightly smaller than a popcorn kernel. So I strategically placed a few down the condom. After a marthon session and a flood of orgasms I pull out only to discover the sweets Id put in the johnny had dissapeared. LMAO! She was pissin millions for a few days after. Ahh happy days, was fun fishing about down there trying to find em. Moral of the story, dont believe everything you read!

Peace

Buddy