Disastrous sexual encounters

[hubblebubble]

i wanna hear them

hubblebubble Reviewed by hubblebubble on 01-24-2006. Disastrous sexual encounters i wanna hear them Rating: 5

[beachguy in thongs]

That's gonna be a tough one. I'm thinking and I don't even think I can make one up.

[endo..jay]

i really dont think there is a such thing as a disastrous fuck for a guy as long as he nuts...maybe for a girl yea

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Oh GOD

Hahaha
okay

well let's see


When I lost my virginity my shirt stayed on, it hurt like a bitch, it was on the floor of my best friend's boyfriend's back room of his basement room. I lost it to his best friend who had a girlfriend who happened to be my rival while I was dating a girl who was madly in love with me. After we had sex the kid wouldn't even kiss me afterwards, wouldn't sleep next to me close and wouldn't share the fucking blanket when we slept on the floor by the bed later on. Two days later we came back and he was pressuring me into giving him a blow job (my first), not only that but I had braces.

I had sex with this one guy, who was literally a foot and a half taller than me, which just made it awkward anyway and it sucked 'cause he had a small dick and I was basically thinking the whole time "Is that it? HAHAH". Two days later he went out with this ugly bitch who had my name.

I fucked around with this wrestler who came over to "take care of me" after I almost ODed on Codiene (How sweet right? HAH!) so I'm totally gone and he's trying to fool around so a few hours later I'm like fuck it and we start fooling around and not only did he have a tiny penis but my brother knocks on the door going "mandaaaa do you have a friend over?" so this kid freaks out and all the clothes get back on and shit and my brother's standing there talking to me (cool and shit cause he doesn't care) and then this kid goes "OH MY GOD, YOUR HIS SISTER?! I USED TO PLAY POKER WITH HIM ALL THE TIME" so yeah, that was weird. He was freaked out and left. Still calls though.

[Essence]

Alrighty I was 18 at the time,,,still could get in the bars to drink...Was :stoned: buzzed up went home w/ an older man 40's...Thought I was gonna have a good old time,,,,LMAO he tore my buttons off my shirt,,,then after all that he couldnt get it hard enough,,,,I just got dressed went looking for something to drink in the kitchen,,,Yuckkkk just whiskey thats it...I left after that glad to get home & smoke a phat ~J~ :smokin:

A BJ w/ braces,,,Ouchie,,,ouch LMAO :stoned:

[BizzleLuvin]

one of my fuck buddies, roy, offered to throw a threesome for me involving him and his friend rico. i had met rico before but never messed aound with him. we all decided to have it at rico's place, since he has his own pad. so i arrive the next day at rico's place....and roy isnt there. according to him, roy had to head out to work on an emergency call (he is a contractor, so it was believable) and that he would be back later. rico also claimed that he urged him to start without him. so i think, why not? BAD IDEA. rico was absolutely DISGUSTING. he had had surgery on a hernia and still had the stitches in,his breath reeked, he was hairy and sweaty, his penis was like 4 inches at most with the words 'your name' tattooed across the head and a really bad rendering of barbed wire around the girth. apparently he had done it himself, i wouldnt have been able to read what his tatty said if he hadnt told me-it was that bad. so obviously he was trying to compensate for his lack of size. and he couldnt even get it hard completely. i just gave him a hand job lasting three mintues and he came.doesnt even say thankyou, just rolls over and turns on the fucking televsion. he continues to walk around his house, totally naked,with his huge belly hanging out and farting all over te place. i get fustrated and ask him where roy is and he says 'i thought i would just have fun with you myself and i told him you called it off'. what a filthy douche bag! he winks at me liek he really showed me a good time. so slap him one across his face, give him a feew vulgar words, and told him to go fuck himself cause he's never gonna get anyone else to do it. the worst example of man-scum i ever encountered. god he made me want to turn lesbain. a few months later he sends me an email asking me to make comments about him on some dating site he signed up for.what an asshole! so i write him a nasty comment and never spoke to him again

[justinsane]

one of my fuck buddies, roy, offered to throw a threesome for me involving him and his friend rico. i had met rico before but never messed aound with him. we all decided to have it at rico's place, since he has his own pad. so i arrive the next day at rico's place....and roy isnt there. according to him, roy had to head out to work on an emergency call (he is a contractor, so it was believable) and that he would be back later. rico also claimed that he urged him to start without him. so i think, why not? BAD IDEA. rico was absolutely DISGUSTING. he had had surgery on a hernia and still had the stitches in,his breath reeked, he was hairy and sweaty, his penis was like 4 inches at most with the words 'your name' tattooed across the head and a really bad rendering of barbed wire around the girth. apparently he had done it himself, i wouldnt have been able to read what his tatty said if he hadnt told me-it was that bad. so obviously he was trying to compensate for his lack of size. and he couldnt even get it hard completely. i just gave him a hand job lasting three mintues and he came.doesnt even say thankyou, just rolls over and turns on the fucking televsion. he continues to walk around his house, totally naked,with his huge belly hanging out and farting all over te place. i get fustrated and ask him where roy is and he says 'i thought i would just have fun with you myself and i told him you called it off'. what a filthy douche bag! he winks at me liek he really showed me a good time. so slap him one across his face, give him a feew vulgar words, and told him to go fuck himself cause he's never gonna get anyone else to do it. the worst example of man-scum i ever encountered. god he made me want to turn lesbain. a few months later he sends me an email asking me to make comments about him on some dating site he signed up for.what an asshole! so i write him a nasty comment and never spoke to him again

that bastard, that sucks

please dont think that every guy is like that pig

[beachguy in thongs]

Oh GOD

Hahaha
okay

well let's see


When I lost my virginity

Right there, stop. I can't take it no more.

[sdffa11]

once, i was really tired after a 13 hour day of classes and my ex seduced me basically but i was so tired i came in like 5 minutes. i was really embarassed because i can usually go for like an hour but i was so tired

[BizzleLuvin]

that bastard, that sucks

please dont think that every guy is like that pig

no but he is the worst example of a man i ever met.