Disastrous sexual encounters

[Ant171717]

My girlfriend and I (of 7 months as of last week) were two doors down from eachother in residence last year and the sexual tension was crazy. she had a boyfriend of three years and I was dating/banging nearly everything with a pussy. Anyways, after a very well planned (not) night of drinking i find myself spending the night in her dorm room (witch is about 3 feet by 8 feet). All of the sudden, shes going down on me but to my horror, my hot italian sausage randomly had the worst case of the irish curse EVER. She kept trying to "resurect" it but that shit just wasnt going down n i came while being soft within 45 seconds.... i didnt even know this was possible. THANKFULLY we got over it, the sex continues to be amazing and it has never happend again!!!

Ant171717 Reviewed by Ant171717 on 09-20-2007. Disastrous sexual encounters i wanna hear them Rating: 5

[TOOL9]

heres another one. i was 16 @ the time, and this girl was 14. she was FINE, but a virgin (haters f*** off) so, we didnt end up having sex, but i did go down on her, and when i go down i dont come up for u know what im sayin. so anyway, she was tight & real tasty. she came a few times, but something tasted odd (we were in the dark)

fast foward 30 min. i hear my mom honking outside. we throw on our clothes and i run outside. well come to find out i had popped her cher w/my TOUNGE. no joke. it was absolutely EMBARASSING!! i would have rather had my mom walk in on me fucking. my clothes were soaked, my face looked like blade 4

Donny

Oh my God

[TOOL9]

These stories are hilarious!

[the image reaper]

these days, the only way I could have a 'disastrous sexual encounter' would be to break my wrist, or sumthin' ... :S2:

[the image reaper]

Disasterous fuck, how about a drunken one night stand with a person that made you want to cut off your manhood the next morning. I remember in my youth this one "lady", I was awaken by a 300# bundle of delight with a glass eye! DAMN!!!!!!!!

... DAMN !!! I know her very well, been there, done her ... she even said she'd "keep an eye out for me" ... :S2:

[LIP]

Last saturday i was with my current girlfriend, and while she was tossing me off she flattened one of my balls. I was bent over for half hour. She said shes never seen me in so much pain, and im not surprised.

That probably is the worst thing thats happened to me as far as sex goes. I've been lucky.

[cannabis campbell]

Well lets see one of the worst fuck ups for me probs happened about 5 times luckily is when I spend about half an hour having a rock solid hard on during foreplay that when it came to the sex it just wouldnt fucking stay up thats why sometimes the old blue pill does the job haha always makes your sex a hell of a lot better and lasts for a minimum of 3 hours which is good, nothing embarrasing about it its not just for old people and any girl will absolutely fall in love with you for it .

[LIP]

Well lets see one of the worst fuck ups for me probs happened about 5 times luckily is when I spend about half an hour having a rock solid hard on during foreplay that when it came to the sex it just wouldnt fucking stay up thats why sometimes the old blue pill does the job haha always makes your sex a hell of a lot better and lasts for a minimum of 3 hours which is good, nothing embarrasing about it its not just for old people and any girl will absolutely fall in love with you for it .

I'm starting to concider getting me some. Not that i cant get it up - i just dont seem to be able to last as long as i used to. 20 minute is alot less than what i was capable of before. Maybe i should let her get on top so i dont have to use my brain - the more blood for my cock the better lol.

[cannabis campbell]

Lol its not much either £5 for 4 if I remember right and each one lasts about 4 hours quite popular around here most people who sell weed sell that aswell lol.

[Blitzed]

Last saturday i was with my current girlfriend, and while she was tossing me off she flattened one of my balls. I was bent over for half hour. She said shes never seen me in so much pain, and im not surprised.

That probably is the worst thing thats happened to me as far as sex goes. I've been lucky.

Im guessing tossing me off means, head. here in the states tossing usually refers to tossing the salad(oral anal sex) but im guessing just a term used differently in england than in the USA. LOL

At first I was really let down by this, I was all confused, i mean LIP the guy with no feminine bone in his body, likes his butt licked..