Disastrous sexual encounters

[Blitzed]

Well, it wasn't really disastrous during sex, but what happened after was. I was with a girl in high school, and we had been dating for a few months, well she was a virgin, and we started doing the nasty in the back seat. I had heard that there is blood with some virgins, but I didn't know how much. Well, I guess we ended up on my shirt, and after the deed I didn't really look at it and just put it on. I walk into a gas station to buy a soda and walk up to the front counter, when I get there the clerk asks if I just stabbed somebody. Really bewildered I asked him what he meant, and he told me to look at my shirt. It had a nice amount of blood on it, I was so angry, but I know it wasn't her fault. It was veeeeeery embarrassing, and that's why I will never sleep with a virgin again.

Blitzed Reviewed by Blitzed on 08-28-2007. Disastrous sexual encounters i wanna hear them Rating: 5

[bcgirl]

One night in Tampa I picked up that Iranian girl cause she had enormous size of breast quadroloupe D, not saggy, perky, the biggest I have seen in person. I did not go down or checked the conditions, while having sex I felt some burning down there, then I realized she had pussy hair like 5-6 inches and tangled around my private, skin was off and the burning sensation grew each time I penetrated. F.cking bitch should have shaved it. Took me 2 weeks to heal, meaning no sex for 2 weeks....damn monstrous boobs, you fooled me.....

LMAO!!!
that is freakin hillarious!!!!
i didnt know pubic hair could get that long.... thats SOOOOO GROSS!!!!!
LMAO!!!!

[Orange Goblin]

this girl asked me one time while we were naked and i was on top of her, if i was only doing this because i was wasted (she liked me, i didnt particularly like her) my response: uhhh yeah...

OUCH! hahahahahah

[yoda]

the first night my ex came back a few months ago, i couldnt get an erection

[higher4hockey]

this girl asked me one time while we were naked and i was on top of her, if i was only doing this because i was wasted (she liked me, i didnt particularly like her) my response: uhhh yeah...

[BBoyShotty]

alright well heres a fresh one...

Theres this girl who lives in my old town(about 2.5 hours away) who came and visited me last year. She had a crush on me for awhile, n when she came over we fooled around, but didn't fuck..The next few times i talked to her, she was telling me how she regrets not letting me go further, n how she'll make it up to me next time. So anyways, she was supposed to come back down a few weeks ago, but bailed on me so I'm thinking that i wont see her again till after the summer is over. Two weeks pass and i manage to convince her to visit me the following monday--which she did--so im thinking monday-wednesday(her visit) was gonna be a nice fuck buddy kinda trip, but damnnn, was i wrong...

So throughout the first day, she is flirty as hell--like usual--so im thinking everythings goin good..so finally when we're in bed, i start giving her signals n whatnot(eg: rubbing, kissing neck, cheeks, wahtever, etc. etc.) n shes responding, but when i moved in for a kiss, she stopped me, n im thinking, why all the mindgames?!?? n so she starts to procede that she started kinda seeing this guy who i know back frmo highschool who she HATED n how she wants be cautious, n then basically kisses me on the cheek, gives me a hug n tells me not to be mad, n continues to bash my head in saying somethin like, "if only i came the week i was supposed to, this woulda never happened"

Now shit, i respect her decision, but she definitely DID NOT give me the slightest idea that she is seeing someone..actually, i think the last thing she said to me was that we needed to go to stag shop(sex shop) n buy something for later...

bottom line, my balls hurt.

[DebuteMachine23]

I was about to stick it to my girlfriend and it turns out she was on her period. Red all over the place!

[snowblind]

urgggghhh, one of my x's mates was with this lad who insisted on going down her when she was on all the time. she said when he tried to kiss me with blood on his cheek i knew it was time to leave

wrong wrong wrong

[Orange Goblin]

Let's just say the 3rd or 4th time I tried anal... it wasn't so pleasant. *ugh*

[DebuteMachine23]

this girl asked me one time while we were naked and i was on top of her, if i was only doing this because i was wasted (she liked me, i didnt particularly like her) my response: uhhh yeah...

hahahaha, ooooo.... i bet you didnt get any did you?:smokin: