Disastrous sexual encounters

[Killermiller]

Lol some girls go crazy when they're drunk though, try new and crazy shit, fun times.

Killermiller Reviewed by Killermiller on 04-07-2006. Disastrous sexual encounters i wanna hear them Rating: 5

[Imotep]

a friend of a friend of mine had 2 diffrent girls poop on him on 2 different occasions.
he was getting all weirded out. after the second time he didnt think it was funny at all.
oh how we laughed...

[nuggetgirl]

One time in highschool, with the boy that my mother never wanted me to see. I lived on a farm, and we had a big garden/tool shed. He snuck over one night and I met him out in the yard and we went way to the back of the shed. I had brought a blanket and laid it on the floor and we were totally going at it. All of a sudden I felt something furry touch my leg so I grabbed my lighter and flicked it on. It was a freaking POSSUM and like 5 babies. I was so scared of getting bit by this pissed off momma possum I totally ran out side clothes in hand and hopped back through my bedroom window. Neverless, the boy never talked to me again.
Oh to be young again....

[Imotep]

nuggetgirl, did u poop on my buddy?

[gramzzilla420]

no but he is the worst example of a man i ever met.

i like beat the hell out a that fucker

[Delta.9]

One night in Tampa I picked up that Iranian girl cause she had enormous size of breast quadroloupe D, not saggy, perky, the biggest I have seen in person. I did not go down or checked the conditions, while having sex I felt some burning down there, then I realized she had pussy hair like 5-6 inches and tangled around my private, skin was off and the burning sensation grew each time I penetrated. F.cking bitch should have shaved it. Took me 2 weeks to heal, meaning no sex for 2 weeks....damn monstrous boobs, you fooled me.....

Sorry man, but that is some of the funiest shit I've ever heard. You've got me rolling on the floor!

[theprettiestprincess]

Seriously every guy I was with b4 my current bf wasn't worth it. No orgasm no nothing. But I can remember a couple that were disatrous, this 1 guy I was dating when I was 16 had a BIG dick and our 1st sexual experience together was horrible it hurt like hell and I was about to cry seriously. Different day same guy, he came over 1 day and we were goin at it and we kissed and his breath tasted terrible ughhhhhhhhhh!

[Euphoric]

One time i was making silly to my girlfriend while we were really drunk. I was so drunk and got sleepy, so i just decided to go to sleep..like, right then. Shes like WTF im like what!? Oh yea..srry

[GraziLovesMary]

lol how about the time I was nailin my ex with her ass hangin off the side of the bed and me standin up.. and my dad walked in. The door was to my back so I just walked the fuck out the room thinkin he would follow me, but he was so surprised he was just frozen on her whole naked ass hangin off the edge of the bed and she was so surprised she was too... lmao that was a baaaaaddd night.. lol.... i chased him up the stairs with my sword, hes lucky I threw that shit before runnin up after him lmao. HAhahahahahahaa ohhh man thats so funny to me now.. hahahahaha

[couch-potato]

I walk into a gas station to buy a soda and walk up to the front counter, when I get there the clerk asks if I just stabbed somebody.

"Nope, just fucking virgins."