Disastrous sexual encounters

[JunkYard]

I was in highschool and my girlfriend and I were doing it in an old grain tower just outside of town.

We were going at it good and proper, and in the process we woke up like a hundred bats. It was horrible! My girlfriend nearly had a heart attack, and I nearly went deaf from her screaming...

I never lost a woody so fast in my life,

[zephyrinne]

I've never really had a disatrous fuck, although I've had funny ones.

My ex and I were having sex one night after we had gotten home from the bar. We were both wasted and we were going at it hardcore, whenever I started feeling like I was going to throw up. Needless to say, about 10 seconds after I informed him I wasn't feeling well (we still kept banging), I hurled right in his trash can that was beside his bed... all naked and stuff. It was gross, but I cleaned up and we finished our little fuck session.

[Mr Greenthumb]

I ain't never had no fucked up expeirences before but i friend of mines gf and he were telling me that one his first times having sex his dick "ripped" and when he came he shot blood. It was the most painful thing in his life he told me.

There is a such thing as a painful orgasm i guess.

[lizka4200]

thats sick

[Psycho4Bud]

Disasterous fuck, how about a drunken one night stand with a person that made you want to cut off your manhood the next morning. I remember in my youth this one "lady", I was awaken by a 300# bundle of delight with a glass eye! DAMN!!!!!!!!

[hubblebubble]

yeh thats the kind of thing im talking about sounds pretty "disastrous" to me

[caLLmeStoNeR]

haha..thats horrible.
I remeber this one guy i scronked...i was scared for my life. we started fooling around and the whole deal, clothes come off...u know how it goes... Ne ways, this guy couldnt hold himself up..litterally, he nearly crushed me. he wasnt fat by any means, had a lot of muscle.. tuff guy and he came close to breaking bones. I SWear to g*d. His arms couldnt hold him up...we didnt even finish the deed. i had to stop, i couldnt breath ne more. I just simply got up, put my clothes on, he apologized. I walked out and havnt heard from him since. talk about a bad fuck (to top it off, this guy was puny! like pinky size.)

[Mr Greenthumb]

lol Stoner, that made me laugh. Side Note: i have a good friend who's name nobody can remember so we all just call him Stoner.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Don't drink and fuck.

It's bad for your mental health.

[Killermiller]

Lol some girls go crazy when they're drunk though, try new and crazy shit, fun times.