Disastrous sexual encounters

[hubblebubble]

he continues to walk around his house, totally naked,with his huge belly hanging out and farting all over te place.

hahahahaha

hubblebubble Reviewed by hubblebubble on 03-02-2006. Disastrous sexual encounters i wanna hear them Rating: 5

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Still a virgin, but those really ARE disastrous!

[notrightquite]

Um ... there was this one time when I had to actually use the words "I'm not a machine, woman!!!" but that's all. Other than that, nothin' but great experiences sexually ... and now that I think about it, that wasn't a bad one anyway.

[AcidFreak]

Every time has been amazing except this one time when I was like 15 and this girl was so bad at giving handjobs that I had to go finish myself off.

It's better than blue balls.

Fortunately now I have an extremely sexy girlfriend that knows what she's doing

[knave666]

I pulled some swiss girl when i was out one night. Unfortunately, it was a rugby night out so i was blind drunk. Don't remember anything until we were leaving the club and getting into a taxi. At this point i realised i couldn't remember her name. So we went home and got down to it, but i was just so hammered that I had to concentrate really hard just so i wouldn't pass out. Needless to say my performance was somewhat sub-par, and i eventually just gave up. Next day was confusing as hell, cos I couldn't remember who she was, how i met her, and why one of the guys in my rugby team gave me his address as i left the club, so she could get home. Damn weird night

[KronicKilla]

oh i have one, and it was bad
I remember it like it was yesterday...

I went to visit this girl at college and well she wanted to fuck
Im not one to say no, even if it was 4am
so you know we are getting it on clothes are coming off
and i go to stick it in when...she mentions the last guy she fucked
well I knew this guy personally, well needless to say that kinda ruined the moment...
so i was like 'why the fuck would you say that?!?'
so then it was back to foreplay..ugh
so i get hard once again and quick fuch her before she says anything like that again

although i must complement the woman cz well she was the tightest pussy that i have ever had...

[paparose]

One night in Tampa I picked up that Iranian girl cause she had enormous size of breast quadroloupe D, not saggy, perky, the biggest I have seen in person. I did not go down or checked the conditions, while having sex I felt some burning down there, then I realized she had pussy hair like 5-6 inches and tangled around my private, skin was off and the burning sensation grew each time I penetrated. F.cking bitch should have shaved it. Took me 2 weeks to heal, meaning no sex for 2 weeks....damn monstrous boobs, you fooled me.....

[buddymyfriend]

I'd read in a lads mag that you can spice up your sex life by putting small objects in the johnny. Mmm, buddy thinks.....off to the shops. I bought a packet of millions, these little chew sweets. They're slightly smaller than a popcorn kernel. So I strategically placed a few down the condom. After a marthon session and a flood of orgasms I pull out only to discover the sweets Id put in the johnny had dissapeared. LMAO! She was pissin millions for a few days after. Ahh happy days, was fun fishing about down there trying to find em. Moral of the story, dont believe everything you read!

Peace

Buddy

[PureEvil760]

its alright cause the next day ur like..whoa cant get any worse then u just rock that bitchs life

[snowblind]

lol grazi that makes me piss reminds me of when i was at home gettin head. my mum walked in and saw me, turned around and then just walked out. i think she must have waited at the door for a minuate thinking we would stop, cus she walked in again and i was still there with my cock out in my g's mouth with my hands behind my head. she just walked out again and tutted.

like lets be honest was i really gonna get her to stop

peace snow