Disastrous sexual encounters

[GraziLovesMary]

No fucking joke man. When you're the first and only kid at school who has their own bong it becomes more than a regular piece. Everyone else I knew loved her too.

Dude... my deep condolences... Ive nearly shed a tear upon the breaking of a pivotal pot piece that I personally purchased.

[Reefer Rogue]

My girlfriend dumped me today, we didn't even get to celebrate our 6 month anniversary. It hurt a lot, I even shed a couple tears from the overwhelming emotion, however, after reasoning, my situaton is so miniscule in comparison to other world issues it seems pointless to get myself down about it. I do think about her a lot still. She said I deserved better, which i did and do to be honest. I won't go into it, what doesn't kill me can only make me stronger though this experianced gained. Today I am a free man, my liberty at its highest. I choose to be alone for now, i shall be back, i shall find love one day...

[ReUp]

My girlfriend dumped me today, we didn't even get to celebrate our 6 month anniversary. It hurt a lot, I even shed a couple tears from the overwhelming emotion, however, after reasoning, my situaton is so miniscule in comparison to other world issues it seems pointless to get myself down about it. I do think about her a lot still. She said I deserved better, which i did and do to be honest. I won't go into it, what doesn't kill me can only make me stronger though this experianced gained. Today I am a free man, my liberty at its highest. I choose to be alone for now, i shall be back, i shall find love one day...

May the force be with you.

[el_fantistico]

I once snapped a vibe in half in a girls ass.

The first time I fingered a girl she was on the rag.

The second time a fingered a girl she was on the rag.

A girl once left skid marks on my sheets.

'nuff said.

El Fantistico :smokin:

[Reefer Rogue]

May the force be with you.

Cheers man, I appreciate it. She replied to my text i sent her earlier that day and then i sent her some long message telling her how i felt about pretty much everything. She seemed to like that tho. Anyway, we're still good friends, i'm hangin out with her today and we're gonna talk about everything.

[ReUp]

Cheers man, I appreciate it. She replied to my text i sent her earlier that day and then i sent her some long message telling her how i felt about pretty much everything. She seemed to like that tho. Anyway, we're still good friends, i'm hangin out with her today and we're gonna talk about everything.

By talk I certainly hope you mean bone.

[Reefer Rogue]

I wish my friend, I wish. We talked today, i feel much better, we're still really close, however just friends at this moment in time, or was it many hours of time ago, you see time has changed, times are changing, the time is: Why does it matter? Why must we dictate to time, why me follow these weekdays, wtf is a monday?! Anywho, have a good one, coz i'm blasted lol :stoned:

Legalize the marijuana

YouTube - Peter Tosh 1979-07-16 Pt 7: Bush Doctor

[O. G. ganja smoker]

ok heres mine my first time (i was 16) i went to my girlfreinds house now (ex girlfriend) her parents got drunk and ended up going to the store and left us alone (said they trusted us big mistake) anyways we end up fucking its my first time and it was pretty good,so as a horny ass teen we took advantage of the little time we had and did the deed and her parents werent gone that long so i dident get to cum so that sucked but at least i hit those right but anyways i go home and the next day she hits me up and i tell her to come over and my parents werent home.so her mom brings her and drops her off and before she does she asks me if my parents are home and i nervously said yes (pressure from my lady not proud of lying) so she believes us and we go in (were lucky cuz they would have usually checked if they were home and they are strict) well i must have been hella desperate cuz i went at it like crazy i was thrusting so hard and fast that i wasint paying attention so it slipped out and i was stilll hard so when i when forward (dident feel it come out) it ramed her in her asshole really hard and she almost started crying and i was really embarassed she told me to check out if she was bleeding and she was. She started trippin out like she needed to get surgery (HAHAHA IT WAS ONLY A SMALL CUT) and then she left and told her older sister thinking that she could give her advice and her sister said if you dont tell mom what happened ima tell her. So she told them and they were cool about it but not happy that i beat those on thier daughter, so they call me over to apologize and i did and told them and that i was sorry for lying to them (it was worth it untill the incident) BLAH BLAH BLAH but then her dad said "Lets talk alone for a sec" and when his wife went inside he told me " i dont blame you at all but dont EVER put ur dick in my daughters ass ever again" hahahahahaha but i said ok cuz dude was like 7 ft tall and i was 6ft and he was an ex chain gang biker dude so i dident want to argue with him.

[PlantBoxer]

In like 1974, I graduated high school, I had my own place, a tiny POS trailer on a nice country lot. Of course, it was party central!!
My girlfriends family, at that time, were getting ready to leave the area, and she still had one year left in highschool. Since I had graduated, and lived on my own, they knew, school was important to me, and I would make her finish, and not quit.
They moved away, she moved in.
I was heavy into retail, in those days, and there was always a ton of people around. There was always passed out people around also.
One morning, I'm coming too, very slowly, still happy dazed, and see this shape, in our bed, a girl, Wendy! She is a class mate, and also one of a group of my ladies friends, she has known for a long time. She is awake and looking my way, then as I look over, at my lady, she's awake also...but the way they were laying, was sooo erotic!! I know, something is happening under the blankets. I suggest that Wendy comes up between us. She smiles, and ask what are you after, with her devilish grin? I want to see you kiss her, pointing my lady. I knew my lady had bi thoughts, but never had acted on them. Wendy and her just looked at each other, and I knew it was going to happen!! I'm like 17, have I died and gone to heaven man?!! Had a double attack of morning wood, and fantasy wood all together!!
Wendy scouchees up between us, and I have no idea what to do next, so I reach over for my ladies hand, and lay it on Wendy chest, and massage the back of her hand.
Then I take Wendys hand, and bring it to meet my ladies hand, and the electricity ran thru all of us. We were all like live wires, every touch, burned, scalded your mind, and talk about your senses reeling, it was awsome!!
At one point, I was in the middle, and getting my first dual oral pleasure, first one then the other, then they would kiss, then back to me, as time went on, my orgasm was building, like never before, and I dont remember knowing who was working on me, but I said, IT"S DAMN CLOSE NOW, and the fantastic suction just kept going, and ERUPT I DID!! I had know idea, but it was Wendy, who took it, and it came right back out, almost as fast, what a mood killer!! She had never let a guy finish in her mouth, and wanted to do it, as the passion got the best of her!! Poor girl, got so sick, embaressed, and would not come out of the bathroom, crying for an hour or so.
We all got cleaned up, made some breakfast, and was able to laugh about latter on.
The 3 of us stayed friends for many years, and now all these years latter, it still was an amazing time, that went south at the very end, so still a great time.

[dragonrider]

" i dont blame you at all but dont EVER put ur dick in my daughters ass ever again" .

Hilarious! Hahahahahaha!

Now son, I'm cool with everything, but just keep your dick out of my daughter's ass from now on! Hahahahaha!

It's all fun and games until someone tears an asshole!