Disastrous sexual encounters

[LIP]

Im guessing tossing me off means, head. here in the states tossing usually refers to tossing the salad(oral anal sex) but im guessing just a term used differently in england than in the USA. LOL

At first I was really let down by this, I was all confused, i mean LIP the guy with no feminine bone in his body, likes his butt licked..

Oh my fuck no! She was wanking me off - hand job!!

As nice as getting your arse licked sounds, it wont be something i'll ever indulge in.

LIP Reviewed by LIP on 09-21-2007. Disastrous sexual encounters i wanna hear them Rating: 5

[cannabis campbell]

haha imagine saying that to your girl "why dont you lick my ass?"

"FUCK OFF"

HAHA

[LIP]

haha imagine saying that to your girl "why dont you lick my ass?"

"FUCK OFF"

HAHA

Hahaha, i might say that to her tonight, see the reaction on her face before she lunges at me with her claws out ahahaha!

[cannabis campbell]

lmao imagine if she said yes :wtf:! what would you do then lol

[LIP]

lmao imagine if she said yes :wtf:! what would you do then lol

I'd be out the door and running down the street faster than she could say "bend over then" hahahaha/

[Psycho4Bud]

I'd be out the door and running down the street faster than she could say "bend over then" hahahaha/

You get her down there jackin' the willie when she's "tossing the salad", you'll be in for an unforgetable evening.....HELL YEAH!:thumbsup:

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[dragonrider]

So I'm doing this chick doggie style, when all of a sudden I get this godawful stench in my nostrils. It's actually burning my nose like ammonia or something. My eyes are watering and I can feel my nose hairs scorching. We had been doing it in other positions earlier, and I hadn't noticed anything, so I'm not sure if it's just because now I'm basically "staring down the barrel" or if it was just parting the ass cheeks let something out, or maybe she ate two dozen jalapeno poppers earlier and just let fly when I got into position. I don't know.

Anyway, I usually try to make things last, but this time I just start pumping like crazy to get it over with. I'm sure she just thoguht I was really into it becasue I'm going like a jack hammer, and twisting this way and that, and making all these gasping and groaning sounds. But really I'm just trying to get out of the way of the noxious mustard gas fumes wafting up from her ass. For awhile I felt like I was in some kind of survival situation.

So I finally finished and got out of the gas cloud. I never told her that her ass really stunk that day, and we had plenty of good sex before that and after, but man, every time I got behind her after that I had an exit strategy all figured out just in case.

[stinkyattic]

....I'm going like a jack hammer, and twisting this way and that,....
So I finally finished and got out of the gas cloud.

Ahh. I see now why you are called Dragon Rider.

[420MissHighTimes420]

So I'm doing this chick doggie style, when all of a sudden I get this godawful stench in my nostrils. It's actually burning my nose like ammonia or something. My eyes are watering and I can feel my nose hairs scorching. We had been doing it in other positions earlier, and I hadn't noticed anything, so I'm not sure if it's just because now I'm basically "staring down the barrel" or if it was just parting the ass cheeks let something out, or maybe she ate two dozen jalapeno poppers earlier and just let fly when I got into position. I don't know.

Anyway, I usually try to make things last, but this time I just start pumping like crazy to get it over with. I'm sure she just thoguht I was really into it becasue I'm going like a jack hammer, and twisting this way and that, and making all these gasping and groaning sounds. But really I'm just trying to get out of the way of the noxious mustard gas fumes wafting up from her ass. For awhile I felt like I was in some kind of survival situation.

So I finally finished and got out of the gas cloud. I never told her that her ass really stunk that day, and we had plenty of good sex before that and after, but man, every time I got behind her after that I had an exit strategy all figured out just in case.

LMAO! hahaha

[GraziLovesMary]

So I'm doing this chick doggie style, when all of a sudden I get this godawful stench in my nostrils. It's actually burning my nose like ammonia or something. My eyes are watering and I can feel my nose hairs scorching. We had been doing it in other positions earlier, and I hadn't noticed anything, so I'm not sure if it's just because now I'm basically "staring down the barrel" or if it was just parting the ass cheeks let something out, or maybe she ate two dozen jalapeno poppers earlier and just let fly when I got into position. I don't know.

Anyway, I usually try to make things last, but this time I just start pumping like crazy to get it over with. I'm sure she just thoguht I was really into it becasue I'm going like a jack hammer, and twisting this way and that, and making all these gasping and groaning sounds. But really I'm just trying to get out of the way of the noxious mustard gas fumes wafting up from her ass. For awhile I felt like I was in some kind of survival situation.

So I finally finished and got out of the gas cloud. I never told her that her ass really stunk that day, and we had plenty of good sex before that and after, but man, every time I got behind her after that I had an exit strategy all figured out just in case.

That story was almost as awesome as the cherry-poppin tongue story. You get rep for that.