Not in any particular order:

Craig Ferguson - heā??s already been covered in detail here recently

Alan Alda - For his support of idiotic ā??feminismā?

Bill Oā??Reilly - the ā??No-spine zoneā? asshole thatā??s against Capital Punishment AND abortion

Paul McCartney - for letting his bitch wife make him stop smoking weed

Bill Joel - a hack with a few OK songs who should have stopped recording 30 years ago

Jimmy Carter - for sending me letters asking for donations to the Habitat for Humanity organization - even though I live in an apartment building, pay rent, and do not own any real property. Oh yeah, let's not forget the way he handled the Iran Hostage Crisis.

Michael Moore - at least heā??s been absent lately from the news

And, last but not least:
EVERYBODY on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE!