One of my old buddies is kind of the same way. All he knows is "swag" and his crap is horrible. I'm used to smoking stuff that gets 4-5 people flying on a blunt. I smoke his crap and get a headache for my troubles. I tell him his stuff sucks(he pays 20 for an 1/8th) and that I don't want to match bowls with him considering mine is 100 for a 1/4 and his doesn't add anything to it anyway. He got pretty pissed off and told me I don't know anything about weed(he didn't even know there were female/male plants).

He's stolen money from my brother before and stolen my good weed when I wasn't in the room and he would just leave. He told me not to call anymore after I called him a thief. Problem is, I never called him, he'd leave like 4 voice mails on my cell phone in about 3 hours because I didn't answer my phone when he called.