Well, I went today for my test...I'm stupid, hands down, just stupid.

I diluted myself... aspirin, B12, a good amount of water...also has a bottle of Quick Fix at 96 F under my nuts

Well, things went smoothly up until the point I pick a container and the lab tech says "just fill it up halfway, that should be enough". I'm staring at this cup that looks like a 3 liter bottle of Pepsi. I know that the 2 oz of Quick Fix isn't even going to put a dent in the 1/2 way mark.

Anyway, the subbing was easy. Closed the door and locked it. Whipped out the bottle, poured it in the cup and saw that it went up about 1/4 the way. So I begin to piss in the toilet with the "fill it up halfway" ringing in my headed.

Arghhhh! I may lament my next move for a good long time. I decided to splash a bit of my piss in the cup to get closer to the 1/2 a cup. I gave it a second or two burst and called it good...about 1/3 of the cup. After I did that I wanted to punch myself in the nads. What a moron. Should've just said that's all I had...

Oh yeah, almost left the QF bottle lid on the toilet...LOL.

Anyway, I'll be sweating for the next couple of days because I'm such a bonehead...hopefully the QF diluted enough to bring below the 50 ng threshold. My pee was clear (curious given the 5 B12 pills I had), I haven't smoked in 17 days (but was daily before that), and I'm guessing the ratio of QF to piss was 4:1. I failed a home test yesterday with non-diluted piss.

Fathom any guesses on pass or fail? Just out of curiousity, anyone know if there is a typical ceiling for THC metabolite levels in urine?
sweetcan Reviewed by sweetcan on . For those that have used quick fix... How hot does the heating pad get? Will it make it too hot or does it keep it in the desired range? I had planned on crotching it with the heating pad on the bottle...is that even necessary? Thanks again! Rating: 5