i was serious though. i'll hold your money and you can pay me to hold it. it's a new idea i have. i'll have branches in every town in the country and i'll charge you every time you want see it, touch it, use it, etc. and then i'll sell your personal information to all my seedy friends and some of them can use your id# to pretend they're you and steal all your money. pretty original, huh!

of course, that would be evil and what kind of society could that turn into if people really did that?