my mom came in a night before when i was making a bong and it was just the bottle and a marker in it so far. i told her it was a crazy spitball gun i was making and i just ripped it apart and threw it away before she could examine it.

i also stole a joint roller back in the day and when i came home it fell out my pocket and i tried to tell my dad it was some metal wallet i found on the street, he just went out back and hammered it shut and gave it back saying "try to roll a doobie now with it" i thought it was funny
photosynthesis Reviewed by photosynthesis on . Dumb things you did while you were a noob What are some of the dumbest things you have said or done while being a noob to weed. Some of mine are I called my friend and asked for 'dang' he was like wtf and I said 'get me some dang plz?' then he was like 'you mean dank?' and I said 'yeah!' Or this one time when I first smoked I brought a smoking shirt and put it over my shirt smoked a pen hitter or 2 and chucked the shirt in the creek. Then I went home brushed my teeth took a shower and changed clothes, because I thought I reeked Rating: 5