This one time I smoked 2 bowls of the nicest dank I've ever owned (this being like 4 months after I started smoking), and then I met up with some other friends and we smoked like 3 more bowls. I was blazed after the first 2 bowls so i was insanely high after the next 3. So were walking and they want to get something to eat and 1: I didnt have any money so I couldnt buy anything and 2: I just wanted to go home. So i walk the rest of the way home which is about a mile or two.

I walk in, go straight to my room, figure I'll get on my computer and play some games or something, but the monitor starts going sideways and looking trippy so fuck that. I start to play X-box and I'm playing grand theft auto, and i fall over and go to sleep (its like 7 pm lol)

So my parents wake me up 2 hours later and ask me if i have homework, i say no and go back to sleep. My mom walks in and asks who I was with and what i was drinking, so i start flipping out and just deny everything.

Like a fucking moron i ask to stay home from school the next morning and that only proves i have a hangover to my mom, even though i dont. Ohh well id rather her think i was drunk than stoned lol.
Professor Dan K. Reviewed by Professor Dan K. on . Dumb things you did while you were a noob What are some of the dumbest things you have said or done while being a noob to weed. Some of mine are I called my friend and asked for 'dang' he was like wtf and I said 'get me some dang plz?' then he was like 'you mean dank?' and I said 'yeah!' Or this one time when I first smoked I brought a smoking shirt and put it over my shirt smoked a pen hitter or 2 and chucked the shirt in the creek. Then I went home brushed my teeth took a shower and changed clothes, because I thought I reeked Rating: 5