Dumb things you did while you were a noob

[thoughtwriter]

dumbest thing.....well, as a teen, some friends and I were driving (stupid) while high .....we were jamming the radio really loud and i started to trip on the music.....there was this tiny sound i kept analyzing......my friend were giving me a hard time saying "yeaaahhhh, we hear it". I still don't know if they really did or if they were just fucking with me.......

[EviLRivaL]

I swear the first time i dun it, My left (or right) shoe had a special magnet that was attracted to the edge of the curb (need i say more?)

The next time i just layed down for 3 hours whilt doin it :thumbsup:

[EmericanStoner420]

the first time i smoked weed, me and a friend bought it from a kid we skated with and we only got like enough for a j and so we went into my friends house and we got computer paper and rolled it up and then we didnt knwo how to keep it together so we put some eletric tape around it, hahahaha we even smoked the eletric tape which from what i remember tasted like hell

then the first time i actually got high i was at a friends house ironically alos with the friend from the above story and we smoked a bunch of weed with his dad then we heard a knock at the door so we went into the bathroom and the whole time i was just thinkin what the fuck is goin on right now and i couldnt remember why the hell we went int te he bathroom then my friends dad came in and said that was the cops and shit and that soembody reported loud music being played form the apartment, after that heart attack we bought another bag and smoked it, not really a stupid noob thing but its a story

[cannabis=freedom]

Hitting a bong, I placed my thumb over the flame rather than the choke hole. Held it for about a minute, too.

Man, that hurt.

[xTorches]

well the dumbest thing i have ever done is coughed into a bowl or dump it out before its finished. I have a friend though who ahs been smoking for years and he fucks up the rotation so badly its not even funny. He like wont pass it or hell take lke 3-5 hits instead of 2. People screw him over badly and he constantly talks about how high he is even when hell share a joint with another person and thats all hes smoked.

[xTorches]

I got so baked i forgot to wear a condom, now i've got a kid

ahahahahahah

[WeedyBoyWonder]

Used puddle water for a bong. heh, thats just one of tings I think of insantly.

[Kottonmouth Prince]

it was my first time smoking and i had never been around it or seen it done and we were smoking a pipe and i put my mouth on the carb i felt like a dumb ass

[goonin out]

i smoked on the front porch and my mom came home early from work

the cat dragged something up like a chipmunk on the porch earlier and i swept it off but when she asked what smelled skunky i said some animal. so she goes inside and i'm ripped cuz its my 3rd time i think and i start buggin out because i thought she knew what the smell was so i go and grab the half eaten animal (red eyed and bare handed bitch) and throw it on the porch after it wasn't there when she first got home

she was watching me the whole time out of the kitchen window.

[yoda]

drink bong water