the first time i smoked weed, me and a friend bought it from a kid we skated with and we only got like enough for a j and so we went into my friends house and we got computer paper and rolled it up and then we didnt knwo how to keep it together so we put some eletric tape around it, hahahaha we even smoked the eletric tape which from what i remember tasted like hell

then the first time i actually got high i was at a friends house ironically alos with the friend from the above story and we smoked a bunch of weed with his dad then we heard a knock at the door so we went into the bathroom and the whole time i was just thinkin what the fuck is goin on right now and i couldnt remember why the hell we went int te he bathroom then my friends dad came in and said that was the cops and shit and that soembody reported loud music being played form the apartment, after that heart attack we bought another bag and smoked it, not really a stupid noob thing but its a story