Hm... i don't consider myself experienced, but i don't consider myself a newbie... anyways:
My sister was a HUGE pothead, and when i was in third grade, i found her stash... probably about 5-7 ounces. I thought she smoked all of that in one sitting. So... when i first smoked (13), i heard weed was expensive. I brought all my money (200 bucks) and asked for whatever he could get.
I smoked the first half ounce (i'm guessing, it took us about 30 minutes and a lot of coughing) with my friend, and then said "We have a long way to go to get high!"

Yeah. Not one of my proudest moments.

~ Kuroi ~