the first time me and my freind smoked weed we each got an eighth of some decient shit and i way overpaid i now realize but i got a bowl too so wateva, but we had little fold up chairs and brought them back to his woods in the middle of winter. we got to our spot we picked to smoke safely (haha) so we pulled out our weed and packed a TIGHT ass bowl.... after our 3rd bowl (you have to understand that i thought you had to smoke all of the weed you get to get high) i started to get paranoid and thought i had frostbite so somehow i managed to get some dry sticks and branches and eventually started a fire.. after that we felt alot safer and sat there for like an hour doing nothing then im like "im hungry and the fire is going to go out and we are going to die" so he said the only way we could go back now is if we left the weed in the woods cause his mom would check us.. so im like fuck that!! and i came up with the brilliant plan to smoke ALL OF OUR WEED. after wat seemed like 23423423 bowls things started to turn 2d like a cartoon and i started freeking out saying we need to get back to the house now!! so we finished up and took our journey back to the house and walked in... right about now i was so high i thought i could totaly act normal... so we open his door and his mom is like "is it cold outside?" and i just said " i cant feel me" and had the hardest geeking session of my intire life right infront of his mom

sorry that was so long