suprisingly, i don't think i really have any... since even if i'm high i'm really shy and quiet and don't get up and do stupid shit, i haven't really had the chance to do anything stupid...
although there was this one time i had a few grams on me, and a cop flashed it's lights so i tried to eat the shit bag and all and i couldn't (i dunno why i just "couldn't" i guess i was freaking out to bad to think of chewing it first) and when that didn't work, i spit it onto the floorboard and started like smashing it with my foot (on accident, i was actually trying to kick it up under the seat, but it wouldn't move it just grinded under my foot) =/ i went to jail that night... because i didn't know any better i let this dude go get some weed for me and him, 3 hours later he finally came back with like a small ass joint (for 10 bucks) of some shitty ass weed... in one of my old friends words "that's like 3 seeds and a stem"