Dumb things you did while you were a noob

[wannabehippiegirl]

it was my first time smoking and i had never been around it or seen it done and we were smoking a pipe and i put my mouth on the carb i felt like a dumb ass

hahaahhaha seriously????
thats funny

[Nightwolf1772]

lol once i walked a almoast a mile into some woods for a party everyone there could sleep there well i had to go home at 2 well after my 6th bacardi i forgot that and smoke 5 bowls and had to walk out of the woods down hills at night lol i held onto my freinds shirt and riped it the next morning i woke up with mud and cuts all over me

[chaliceburn]

I denied knowing anything about the smell of MJ in the bathroom in jr high after almost getting caught red handed, then proceeded to get into an explanation of how I felt at the time with my principal, who suggested I read up on existentialism, Nieche in particular.. he was quite the asshole.
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[KayaKanadian]

I tried lighting a pipe at the bottom off the bowl and rolled a joint about 2 inches long. LOL:wtf:

[Ynohtna]

First time I ever smoked out of a bong I didn't realize I was supposed to pull the stem to clear it, and I just keep hitting it trying to get it cleared, and ended up coughing into the bong... peoples were not very happy...

[Markass]

when you would laugh and laugh and laugh and not be able to stop, laughing at absolutely nothing, but it was hilarious

[fifka101]

the dumbest thing i did was when i blazed the 1st time in 7th grade. we couldnt find any thing to roll it in so we rolled it in book paper. turned out that it was a really bad idea.

[TallCoolOne]

i had expereinced friends guiding me along, but i would forget lingo from tiem to time and i had a bad habit of breaking the weeds up poorly. I blew up 2 bowls of weed, both mids thankfully, by laughing. One of my friends doesnt smoke, but he likes to hang around me and my smoking friends while we smoke just to sit there and fuck with me. He enjoys simulating an exaggerated masturbating motion to make me laugh. Hence the blown up bowls. That bastard.

[alexk1ng]

the second time i had ever smoked my friend busted out this badass little bubbler and we filled it with mouthwash cuz we thought it would be minty? anyway ended up taking 1st rip and coughed into the bubbly and got that minty mouth wash all over him and myself somehow

[Abunai]

Haha one time I got baked, went to school after lunch and they called me to the office. I was "chillin" on their nice soft couch...kinda insane how they had it there. So I'm just relaxing haha, this cop looks at me and tells me to pull up my pants. I get up, put my hands in the air like he was going to arrest me and then he looks at me funny..."you know what I mean", it hit me and I pulled up my pants haha. Can't believe I did that... I didn't get caught either , freshman year~