Dumb things you did while you were a noob

[jay42]

probably just coughing into a pipe and blowing out a couple nugs. It wasn't too bad though because it was my bud.

[esweetie2269]

The first time I got high, i was at a party wit friends, i took sum hits of some flame ass shit and i laughed at everything...I was all spacy and twitchy...One of my friends said her hampster died and i just started laughing...I couldnt help it...it sounded soo funny, then i thought the doorbell rang so i went to the door to answer it...and this pizza guy came to deliver the pizza and my friend told me to get it..Well i opened the door took the pizza, shut the door and walked back..the pizza guy started banging on the door and yellin, coz i forgot to pay him...so he came in a smoked wit us...I couldnt stop laughin..Afterwards i got the munchies real bad and i went upstairs and had sum alphabet cereal, and was spelling out words and shit..It was soo cool. My mom had no clue.

[hemmo]

Can't beat agood can pipe when times r hard!

i used to smoke out of cans. that was pretty much the dumbest thing i did when i began smoking.

[Smokin EnDo]

My best moments were when i was in 5th grade and i thought weed was weeds, like the stuff that grows on the side of a creek. I rolled a 11x8.5 loose leaf piece of paper with like footlong rivergrass and lite it up with 3 friends i fell on my ass it was so harsh lol.

[Up In Smoke 420]

My best moments were when i was in 5th grade and i thought weed was weeds, like the stuff that grows on the side of a creek. I rolled a 11x8.5 loose leaf piece of paper with like footlong rivergrass and lite it up with 3 friends i fell on my ass it was so harsh lol.

hahah ... of one the funniest yet.

[noob8]

the first time me and my freind smoked weed we each got an eighth of some decient shit and i way overpaid i now realize but i got a bowl too so wateva, but we had little fold up chairs and brought them back to his woods in the middle of winter. we got to our spot we picked to smoke safely (haha) so we pulled out our weed and packed a TIGHT ass bowl.... after our 3rd bowl (you have to understand that i thought you had to smoke all of the weed you get to get high) i started to get paranoid and thought i had frostbite so somehow i managed to get some dry sticks and branches and eventually started a fire.. after that we felt alot safer and sat there for like an hour doing nothing then im like "im hungry and the fire is going to go out and we are going to die" so he said the only way we could go back now is if we left the weed in the woods cause his mom would check us.. so im like fuck that!! and i came up with the brilliant plan to smoke ALL OF OUR WEED. after wat seemed like 23423423 bowls things started to turn 2d like a cartoon and i started freeking out saying we need to get back to the house now!! so we finished up and took our journey back to the house and walked in... right about now i was so high i thought i could totaly act normal... so we open his door and his mom is like "is it cold outside?" and i just said " i cant feel me" and had the hardest geeking session of my intire life right infront of his mom

sorry that was so long

[jessem98]

i was @ a party when i was like 16 and the people hosting did a roundup of everyone who wanted to smoke, so we all headed into the bathroom. This girl was a good friend of mine @ the time and she told me to start the joint off, so what do i do? i burn off the filter instead of the excess paper on the tip.

... not my proudest moment, haha

[Bhaze420]

hahaha these stories r nothign do u wanna here my baby..aight..so im wiht my brother ok he pulls out a bong right so he hands it to me after he packs it and hits it right so im like shit i have no idea wtf to do and btw im drunk.. so he gives it to me i light it and get all the smoke in the bong and then i fucking chugged down the bong water.....ooo believe it.. almost fuckin died that night and iw as in 7th grade so get of my ass

[BlazeBoy]

The second time i got high i used a bong I made out of a powerade bottle and some tin foil. I went out to a dry river like a mile from home with a friend and He had like an ounce. We just kept hitting and i didnt realize i was getting high but we ended up smoking almost all of it. and I was pissed because I thought i wasnt getting high. Then i stood up. I felt like i just got like insta-blazed. We started walking and i thought we were like halfway. Then i looked back and had only walked like 15 feet! haha I went home and my mom was all like. "Hey are you feelin okay?" cuz i guess i was walking very slowly and kinda wobblin.

[scream]

I had a friend with a plant when I started smoking and he gave me a big bag of sugar leaf. I didn't know how to roll or have a pipe, but I had a paper cone from a candy cane making kit. I just filled it up and smoked down on it.
Most painful thing I've ever done when smoking