Dumb things you did while you were a noob

[SensiRide]

I couldn't get the hang of rolling joints when I first started smoking (about 14) so I used to staple them together just so I could get a few hits. It was so frustrating, I couldnt master the whole roll then stick part.
Im ok now though thank god

[supersonicchronic]

Not getting a glass piece sooner, all those years of home-made pipes, and aluminum cans for no fuckin reason.

[ILoveYouMaryJane]

ha, that staple shit made me crack up

[SensiRide]

ha, that staple shit made me crack up

There is worse, but I'm not going into it. I mean there is being dumb, then there is bring a total retard lol
But yeah, the staple thing wasnt good, imagine passing that joint round your friends?!

[slipknotpsycho]

suprisingly, i don't think i really have any... since even if i'm high i'm really shy and quiet and don't get up and do stupid shit, i haven't really had the chance to do anything stupid...
although there was this one time i had a few grams on me, and a cop flashed it's lights so i tried to eat the shit bag and all and i couldn't (i dunno why i just "couldn't" i guess i was freaking out to bad to think of chewing it first) and when that didn't work, i spit it onto the floorboard and started like smashing it with my foot (on accident, i was actually trying to kick it up under the seat, but it wouldn't move it just grinded under my foot) =/ i went to jail that night... because i didn't know any better i let this dude go get some weed for me and him, 3 hours later he finally came back with like a small ass joint (for 10 bucks) of some shitty ass weed... in one of my old friends words "that's like 3 seeds and a stem"

[Pius]

ok, my first time smoking weed and getting high kicked ass, we drove around in my cousin's candy apple red 87 firebird with t-roofs and puffed like 3 party bowls(big bowls) between 3 of us, took the t-roofs off and were driving around standing out the t-roofs, then when the weed hit me i got the giggles and we went to play pool....man that was intense, what more could a n00b stoner ask for than a bunch of colored balls bouncing around on a fuzzy green table, man did i laugh my ass off...ya it was pretty dumb, but damn!

[Dylmts]

I've done some dumb stuff back in the day. Mostly just being insanely high and pissing everybody off. And also the classic noob coughing fits after my first turbo! These days, everything is a bit more calm. I think my proudest achievement is being able to make a bong in under a minute!

[soxsuk6432]

I did't do many dumbas things except give a guy 10 bucks before hand and he came back with bag of seeds and told me to smoke them.

Me and a kid were talking and one of my dumbass friends was listening and he said "so how do we smoke out of a bowl?" and he thought we meant a desert bowl. It was real funny

[Nochowderforyou]

When I first tried to get high, I took all of my dads old stems from the 70's and smoked them in a bowl, using matches. It tasted of sulpher and didn't get me high

Also, when I first started rolling, I sucked ass, so the first roll was shitty, but to cover up my shitty rolling job, I rolled it again. I rolled them up using 2 layers of papers It was all paper smoke and hardley weed

[ninetyfourhours]

Alright i think it was my 3rd time smoking and after we smoked we went to burger king to eat. First i ordered a large double bacon cheeseburger witha sprite and i was sitting there waiting for those people to finish making my food. Finally when it was done the lady gave me two trays with the same thing on it and it took me like a good minute to find out that one tray was mine and the other was a friend that got the same thing. I spent the next 10 minutes laughing at myself.

3rd time definetly hits you the hardest.