Dumb things you did while you were a noob

[Up In Smoke 420]

What are some of the dumbest things you have said or done while being a noob to weed. Some of mine are I called my friend and asked for 'dang' he was like wtf and I said 'get me some dang plz?' then he was like 'you mean dank?' and I said 'yeah!'

Or this one time when I first smoked I brought a smoking shirt and put it over my shirt smoked a pen hitter or 2 and chucked the shirt in the creek. Then I went home brushed my teeth took a shower and changed clothes, because I thought I reeked of weed.

Alright share some of your times...

Up In Smoke 420 Reviewed by Up In Smoke 420 on 01-23-2006. Dumb things you did while you were a noob What are some of the dumbest things you have said or done while being a noob to weed. Some of mine are I called my friend and asked for 'dang' he was like wtf and I said 'get me some dang plz?' then he was like 'you mean dank?' and I said 'yeah!' Or this one time when I first smoked I brought a smoking shirt and put it over my shirt smoked a pen hitter or 2 and chucked the shirt in the creek. Then I went home brushed my teeth took a shower and changed clothes, because I thought I reeked Rating: 5

[Awill3449]

I got arrested with some beer when I was 15 and and like a retard had my pipe and two grams (separately bagged, of course) on me. Luckily, they didn't find the weed, too. It would have been: minor in possesion, marijuana w/ intent to distribute, and paraphinalia

[420ultimatesmokage]

i once walked like a mile away from my house to smoke. i thought schwag was just another codeword for weed. i've waited like an hour outside my house quite a few times because i thought i smelled.

[Nightfox]

uh dumb things eh? well i had an arguement with my school principle, like i was just lipping him off so much and he was getting so frustrated and annoyed, while really baked, had a pipe in my binder, and an 1/8 in my sock, and two cops were outside the door, waiting to talk to the principle, but other than that nothing really haha.

[GratefulDead4ever]

my first experience was when this girl told me about skunk weed i went to smell it and said it smell like a clean skunk and i was expecting it to smell like a skunk exactly

[GanjaBob]

well the first time i smoked i was afraid i stank and really paranoid and really baked so i rode my bike around for 2 hours 'airing out' because i thought i would smell.

[yoda]

if i coughed really bad after hitting it, i would just finish my session with whoever. i would quit after like the 2nd bowl sometime.

[MystikTK]

Nothing really spectacular. I once scraped the side of my friends car after giving into peer pressure and agreeing to drive stoned. I also, in a desperate need for acceptance, let a couple of my buddys drive my car (or should I say my parents car ) after we all got high as I was too afraid to drive while stoned.

The only other thing I can remember is one of the first time I got chonged, after coming downstairs from hotboxing my buddy's sun room, I started having an argument with myself. Needless to say, I won.

[s2headhunter]

to tell you the truth..i was a very informed noob lol because i hung out with people that did for 2 years and all they would talk about was pot and shit so i new practically eevrything....but ive made a few bad deals in my day..

[Esoteric416]

One of the first times I got high I was in the basement of my brothers house(I was renting the basement from him) and he said something about the closet in my room not opening from the inside. I said thats stupid of course it opens from the inside. I stalked into the closet, shut the door and since my brother was right I effectively locked myself inside.
He wouldn't let me out till I stopped laughing.