Dumb things you did while you were a noob

[Faultydesign]

the first time I smoked....I smoked out of a bowl....like an actual bowl.

[Professor Dan K.]

This one time I smoked 2 bowls of the nicest dank I've ever owned (this being like 4 months after I started smoking), and then I met up with some other friends and we smoked like 3 more bowls. I was blazed after the first 2 bowls so i was insanely high after the next 3. So were walking and they want to get something to eat and 1: I didnt have any money so I couldnt buy anything and 2: I just wanted to go home. So i walk the rest of the way home which is about a mile or two.

I walk in, go straight to my room, figure I'll get on my computer and play some games or something, but the monitor starts going sideways and looking trippy so fuck that. I start to play X-box and I'm playing grand theft auto, and i fall over and go to sleep (its like 7 pm lol)

So my parents wake me up 2 hours later and ask me if i have homework, i say no and go back to sleep. My mom walks in and asks who I was with and what i was drinking, so i start flipping out and just deny everything.

Like a fucking moron i ask to stay home from school the next morning and that only proves i have a hangover to my mom, even though i dont. Ohh well id rather her think i was drunk than stoned lol.

[Up In Smoke 420]

haha oh yeah this was the first time I got high and I was smoking out of a bong and my friend was like aight stop hitting it and I keept going and the bong turned like dark yellow and I took it all In (I've never smoked anything before just weed onec or twice and so I cleared the whole thing and was on my ass the whole night, it was the first time I got high. I might have been coughing for like 10 mintutes stright.

Also I thought when my friend was talking he said something like 'yeah and the kid got caught and he had a bowl in his locker' and I said 'so it's a fucking bowl' and he said a bowl like a pipe not a bowl for eating.

[toker22]

first time i smoked i didn't really get high. second time i really wanted to so i just kept taking hits from a bowl, must've been about like 10 hits so far and i still wasn't sure if i was stoned, little did i know i was high as fuck, but i had never experienced before and couldn't quite figure out if i was feeling anything, i was also a bit drunk, but so these kids i was smoking w/ new i hadn't been high beore so they kept just passing the pipe back to me and i was too stoned to realize it wasn't even going around the circle, once i finally realized it after a few more hits i got really paranoid and tried to pretend to take a hit, but they could totally tell. finally, i just got up and ran off the trampoline we were all smoking on and went and sat inside

[Mr Greenthumb]

hmm... Well back in the day when i first started smokin i didn't know about the mechanics of a commen glass pipe. You see, i didn't realize then when i was sucking in the smoke i was also sucking the flame of the lighter down into the weed. So i could never light the bowl myself because i thought it was some lighter trick. It got to the point where all my buddie's would just hold the flame over the bowl and tell me to suck like it was a normal thing. Needless to say, i figured it out a while ago.

Also i learned how to use the choke.

I don't know if you'd call this stupid but before i really knew my weed i bought two grams. The first dope i ever bought. One day i decided to go to lunch at the highschool (i was kicked out at the time) and on the way i decided i should smoke some of that weed. Well, i didn't bust it up and i jammed it all into the bowl i had made from a CO'2 tank. I smoked two grams in one bowl standing between two cars for wind coverage in the open.

I couldn't figure out why i got so damn high until recently when i thought about it.

[Its a Plant]

dumbass things I would do in my early days was mostly just leaving my paraphenelia laying around. My mom found my lighters a couple times, and also my cig hitter.

Shit, I still do that..I cant seem to get everything I guess.

[tylerdurden6]

my third time smoking i wanted a more intense experience so i smoked a quarter gram myself rolled into a j (thats a lot for me even now). In a matter of minutes i was having an out-of-body experience

[Vismund Cygnus]

i used to smoke out of cans. that was pretty much the dumbest thing i did when i began smoking.

[Jeff Spicoli]

.25g gives you out of body experiences?
lucky bastard..

[WeekenD TokeR]

The second time I ever got stoned, my friend was all like "Dude! Let's just make a bong out of some old Pepsi bottle!". I don't think I'll ever live it down, but I actually asked "What's a bong?". Then when we were high, I said "I still don't understand how the fuck a bong works, but I like it!".

Arguably 2 of the stupidest things I've ever said.