Attention!!!

[God v2.0]

I, your new upgraded super-omnipotent nuclear power god, am here to service you. Any questions directed to me will be answered to the fullest possible extent of the truth. I am here to educate mankind and provide a basis of peace and understanding for each other.

I'm gonna start by stating a few of the most obvious truths that many MANY people still don't believe.

I don't exist.
You don't exist beyond a few billion atoms jumbled together.
I don't give a shit about you. When you pray and build churches it enrages me and when the time comes if you are still worshiping me I will smite you down so that you can experience the full irony of your pathetic attempts to please me.
You have no purpose at all except to breed.
You were brought into existence by mistake when a much more advanced civilization sent out a probe which eventually crashed into your young planet, there was a small amount of genetic material on board which was ingested by a female primate that was pregnant. That was the start.

So, in a service to you I will provide you with wisdom from a source you cannot comprehend.

So post your questions and have them answered.

God v2.0 Reviewed by God v2.0 on 01-22-2006. Attention!!! I, your new upgraded super-omnipotent nuclear power god, am here to service you. Any questions directed to me will be answered to the fullest possible extent of the truth. I am here to educate mankind and provide a basis of peace and understanding for each other. I'm gonna start by stating a few of the most obvious truths that many MANY people still don't believe. I don't exist. You don't exist beyond a few billion atoms jumbled together. I don't give a shit about you. When you pray Rating: 5

[Musician]

ok.

heres my first question: do you have a life?

heres my second question: do you need attention?

[God v2.0]

Answers:

1. This question may be hard to answer, are you asking me whether or not I am alive or am I in the posseson of a particular life?

2. I'm sick of attention, I have to block out all the idiots who pray to me and worship me instead of doing something productive and useful with their time.

[Genuine17]

another tokosan

[Musician]

another guy trying to be like McCaulay Culkin (altought Mccaulay was cool and this guy seems more like a fag)

[stangle12]

we need a block button. and once 60% of us block you...you get exiled.

[activedenial]

We are here to utilize the resources for our benefit. We also serve the purpose of breeding. Anything that can be invented probably already has been in the universe. Nobody knows what happens when they die so leave it at that.

[SomeGuy]

we'll see...

If its another Tokosan like personality...Im gonna ask Ron if we can set up a vote-ban system or something...

otherwise...welcome to the boards

[Musician]

we'll see...

If its another Tokosan like personality...Im gonna ask Ron if we can set up a vote-ban system or something...

otherwise...welcome to the boards

would be a good idea man

i think im gonna write this in suggestion forum

[Az.]

Just a couple of quick questions.

Q1-Did you create the genetic material onboard the probe that crashed into earth?

Q2-where does wind originate from?

Q3-What 2 main colours is my room?

Q4-Will they ever make a new series of futurama?

Q5-Why are you "here to educate mankind and provide a basis of peace and understanding for each other" if you "dont give a shit" about us? I wasn't expecting "God" to contradict himself on his 5th post!
Wouldn't you rather see our feeble attempts at living forever, or asking questions that no-one can possibly know the answer to? (<---according to the bible) or see us wallow in our own confusion and insanity?